[GPRI] Fwd: Dear Abby

[Nick Schmader]

 From Jacqui(Green Party) in Maine:

Dear Abby:
 
I am a crack dealer in Bradenton who has recently been diagnosed as a 
carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Tampa and one 
of my sisters, who lives in Sarasota, is married to a transvestite. My 
father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling 
marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters who 
are prostitutes in Miami.
 
I have two brothers. One is currently serving a  non-parole life 
sentence at Stark for murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other 
brother is currently being held in the Manatee County Jail on charges of 
neglecting his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a 
former Thai prostitute who lives in Jacksonville and, indeed, is still 
a  part-time "working  girl" in a brothel.
 
My problem is this: I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her 
into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her. 
Should I tell her about my uncle who voted for Bush?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
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